Posted by Paul on July 5, 2010 – 2:58 pm
It’s been a while since I’ve been able to keep up any kind of regular updates here. The problem is that I am simply working on too many sites at the same time. But I’m not about to let 2KAD go just yet. It’s time to optimise my workload and trim down the sites which aren’t worthwhile. Once that is done I’ve do a revamp of 2KAD and get back to regular updates. It will take a few weeks, possibly a few months, so in the meantime I heartily recommend visiting another humour blog:
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There will be an announcement there to let you know when 2KAD is being updated again. Thanks.
Posted by Paul on March 27, 2010 – 12:38 am
Someone didn’t think that one through!
Posted by Paul on March 20, 2010 – 10:19 am
After his new owner renamed him “Polly”, Oscar decided to end it all.
Posted by Paul on March 19, 2010 – 5:58 pm
Here’s a set of statistics compiled at the start of 2010 that you probably haven’t heard yet:
97% of the Internet is wrong, factually incorrect or simply inconvenient.
I had always suspected it was high but this figure was higher than I thought possible. Apparently for every correct piece of information on a subject you can find at least 30 pieces of incorrect information which contradicts or varies from the correct information.
86% of the information you see online is irrelevant.
Next time you are trying to look something up, keep an eye on how much information you read or see which is not what you are looking for. I’m assuming that included advertising too?
97% of mobile phone users do not possess an iPhone.
It’s not as popular as you might think. So much for the hype.
Over 90% of mobile devices use ARM processors.
Over 1 billion mobile devices (mobiles, PDAs etc.) sold each year in comparison to about 300 thousand PCs. Intel provide processors for about 81% of PCs, but British company ARM provide processor for more than 90% of mobile devices. This means that ARM make more processors each year than Intel.
Prime Minister Gordon Brown thinks superfast broadband is 2Mb/s!
And he aims to make it a minimum by 2012! Okay, so it’s not a statistic as such, but I feel it’s worth mentioning. Everyone else in the UK thinks superfast in more in the order of 20Mb/s or greater. Personally I’m looking forward to 100Mb/s arriving by 2012.
There are almost 2 billion Internet users worldwide.
And that 2 billion mark will be exceeded during 2010. Compared with 220 million US Internet users which means if you meet someone online there should be an 11% chance that they are from the US. No one knows why the actual chance of someone you meet online being from the US is actually 88%.
In the US alone, 100 billion hours of work time are wasted per year on the Internet.
I can’t find a figure for the whole world, but it could well be an order of magnitude greater. You couldn’t even waste that many seconds in a lifetime.
78% of Internet users waste time reading statistics that are of no use to them.
Okay so I made that one up – but it made you think! Now get back to work!
Posted by Paul on March 18, 2010 – 10:23 am
I know that the United States is made up of states. I know that if someone says they are from California they are from the United States, that they are American.
I think most British people know that, they understand how it works. I don’t think anyone in Britain would assume that someone who is American lives in any particular state unless given more information.
I can even understand why Americans will assume someone who is British lives in England, statistically it is the most likely. But why do I so often meet a complete refusal to accept that I don’t live in England yet I am still British? I live in the United Kingdom, but I do not live in England, I live in Wales. The United Kingdom is split into England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales – is it really that different to the state system in the US (we even have different laws in each)?
Just for clarity Great Britain (GB) is our mainland (Scotland, Wales and England), and the United Kingdom (UK) includes Great Britain and the rest of the British Isles (ie including Northern Ireland but not the Republic of Ireland.).
I don’t know what geography they teach in US schools but it would only take two minutes to teach that Britain is subdivided into smaller states/countries only one of which is called England.
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