Monthly Archives: September 2009

Funny photo – 30/9/09.

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Toxic foolJeff was fascinated to see what the HazMat team was doing!

Funny photo – 29/9/09.

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The Ultimate stealth planeThe latest stealth fighter really raises the bar.

Funny photo – 28/9/09.

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Train stuck on platform.Tim loved to demonstrate his incredible strength.

The Bagpiper.

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As an Irish bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the JCB and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

I apologised to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.

As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I’d never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the  Forest . I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.

As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, “Sweet Jeezuz, Mary ‘n Joseph, I have never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Another funny photo – 27/9/09.

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Who would dare?Hmmm…oddly clean building…

Funny photo – 27/9/09.

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Server Room CablingColour code it? I did – cables are yellow!

Another funny photo – 26/9/09.

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Boys will be boys.Boys will be boys!

Funny photo – 26/9/09.

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Candidate for the worst job in the World.Possible candidate for “Worst Job in the World”?

Funny photo – 25/9/09.

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Bad Ad placementHmmm….someone didn’t think that one through!

An American’s Guide to the Internet.

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InternetHere are  17 useful facts and opinions it would be wise for American’s to know before being let loose on the Internet:

1. Americans are VERY much in a minority on the Internet. Please do not assume that everyone you meet is American, has been to the US or knows anything at all about the US.

2. When entering your location in your profile online, I realise it is important to not be too specific, but stating only some small town in the US, is pointless. Most people will have no idea what country you are in.

3. Please DON’T use US State codes. They are meaningless outside the US. Worse still some of them are the same as country codes used outside the US. For example if you tell me you are in AL, I will assume you live in Albania.

4. Your President is not the “leader of the free world”. This phrase is wrong and offensive to everyone outside of the US. I believe the US President is the leader of the United States, but I am open to correction on that one. Read More »

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