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After London’s International Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in the City and go out for a beer.

The first sits down and says: “Hey, Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The second says: “I’d like the best beer in the world. Give me ‘The King of Beers.’ One Budweiser please.”

The bartender gives him one.

Another guy says: “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors.”

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Guinness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other presidents look over at him and ask: “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The Guinness president replies, “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”